I would like to a moment to say Thank You. Thanks for teaching me the meaning of a true friend. Thanks for letting me spend my money on you, only to have you turn around and threaten my life. Thanks for asking me to drive you around. Thanks for pretending to be nice to me. Thanks for showing me the importance of a password lock on text messages. Thanks for taking advantage of my good nature, and my overdraft. Thanks for introducing me to your family. Thanks for keeping me awake till 4:00 am so I can hear about your fucked up life over the phone. Thanks for leading me to believe that you were a better person. Thanks so much for taking the time to talk smack about me to others. Thanks for making me look like the “bad guy”. Thanks for helping me realize the difference between an acquaintance and a friend. Thanks for making me falsely believer we were bros. Thanks for showing me the importance of a friendship. Thanks for introducing me to newer types of music, food, and clothes. Thanks for talking shit about my parents. Thanks for never letting go. Thanks for always believing in me. Thanks for never letting me down. Thanks for always, always being there. Thanks for stabbing me in the back. Thanks even more for letting me stab you in the back. Thanks for the huge impact you’ve had in my life. I don’t think you’ll ever realize how grateful I am for everything you’ve done for me.
